Rule 42: Everyone over one mile high must leave the court room.
'The time has come,' the Walrus said,
'To talk of many things:
Of shoes - and ships - and sealing-wax -
Of cabbages - and kings -
And why the sea is boiling hot -
And whether pigs have wings.'
"The Walrus and the Carpenter," Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass
Q: Why do pirates like using Perl?
A: Because of the ARRrrrrg-V array!
"It's a great day for hockey."
Badger Bob Johnson
The common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.-- Douglas Adams