My idea here was to write an Eliza style bot that added new keyword/response pairs to itself. Its not perfect but it is still kinda a cool hack. You can see a working example that is suppose to act like Gir from invader zim
here.
Here is the code:
#!/usr/bin/perl
use CGI qw( header param );
use Chatbot::Eliza;
sub parse {
my $data = shift;
$data =~ tr/A-Z/a-z/;
my @junk = qw( am is are was were be been have has had do does did can
+ should may might must shall should will would to of the i );
my $junk;
foreach $junk(@junk) {
$data =~ s/($junk | $junk)//g;
}
$data =~ s/(\.|!)//g;
return $data;
}
print header;
print "<TITLE> chatbot </title>\n";
print '<body bgcolor="black" background="line.gif" alink="#ff9900" lin
+k="#ff9900" vlink="#ff9900" text="#ff9900">';
my $gir = new Chatbot::Eliza "Gir", "brain";
my $babble = param("babble");
my $orig = $babble;
if ($babble =~ /\?|you/) {
1;
} else {
my $jist = parse($babble);
my @words = split(/ /, $jist);
open(BRAIN,">>brain");
my $word;
foreach $word(@words) {
my $num = int(rand 10);
my $mem = $orig;
$mem =~ tr/A-Z/a-z/;
$mem =~ s/my /your /g;
$mem =~ s/i /you /g;
$mem =~ s/mine /yours /g;
print BRAIN "key: $word $num\n";
print BRAIN " decomp: *\n";
print BRAIN " reasmb: $mem\n";
}
}
my $response = $gir->transform( $orig );
print "Bot: $response\n";
print <<HTML;
<FORM METHOD="GET" ACTION="http://yoursite.com/url/goes/here.cgi">
You:<INPUT TYPE="text" NAME="babble" SIZE="30">
<INPUT TYPE="submit" value="talk"></form>
HTML
print '</body>';
You need a Eliza file to start with I used this for my Gir bot:
initial: How do you do. Please tell me your problem.
initial: Hello, I am a computer program.
initial: Please tell me what's been bothering you.
initial: Is something troubling you?
final: Goodbye. It was nice talking to you.
final: Goodbye. I hope you found this session helpful.
final: I think you should talk to a REAL analyst. Ciao!
final: Life is tough. Hang in there!
quit: bye
quit: goodbye
quit: done
quit: exit
quit: quit
pre: dont don't
pre: cant can't
pre: wont won't
pre: recollect remember
pre: recall remember
pre: dreamt dreamed
pre: dreams dream
pre: maybe perhaps
pre: certainly yes
pre: machine computer
pre: machines computer
pre: computers computer
post: am are
post: your my
post: yours mine
pre: were was
post: me you
pre: you're you are
pre: i'm i am
post: myself yourself
post: yourself myself
post: i you
post: you me
post: my your
post: me you
post: i'm you are
pre: same alike
pre: identical alike
pre: equivalent alike
synon: belief feel think believe wish
synon: family mother mom father dad sister brother wife children child
synon: desire want need
synon: sad unhappy depressed sick
synon: happy elated glad better
synon: cannot can't
synon: everyone everybody nobody noone
synon: be am is are was
key: xnone -1
decomp: *
reasmb: burrrrrrito!
reasmb: hehehe
reasmb: I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
reasmb: I need TACO!
key: sorry 0
decomp: *
reasmb: its oooookaaaaay
key: apologise 0
decomp: *
reasmb: goto sorry
"Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative"
-Unknown
