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Re: Complete the Joke II

by TomK32 (Monk)
on Jan 06, 2002 at 01:25 UTC ( [id://136607]=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Complete the Joke II

map's driving
map: Uhmm I think we're lost
grep & eval: We're fucking what? But you're map, you need to know the way!
map: I know, but I never mapped this area.
eval: we could greb a better guide
grep { /guide/ }
guide: hi there. Where do you want to go?
eval: We want to PerlMonk's a decent restaurant where we join hash, sin and die.
guide: ok
after an hour cruising around our three heros get nervous.
map: Uhhmm guide, are you sure you know the way?
guide: no, I don't know the PerlMonk's at all
map: Uhmmm why did you tell earlier?
guide: Oh, I thought you had eval me.

I know it could be better, but first lemme see your's

--
paco for president
TomK32 - just a geek trying to change the world

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Re: Re: Complete the Joke II
by metadoktor (Hermit) on Jan 06, 2002 at 18:38 UTC
    Ha, ha. I like how you start it! Here's my mod of your ending though it may not be much better.

    map's driving.

    map:Hmmm...I think we're lost.

    grep & eval in unison:What?!? But...you're map!

    map:Blame fsck! I'm all corrupted! Boy do I feel dizzy...

    grep:Not to worry. I'll get fsck!

    grep fsck

    fsck:Hi there. What chu need?

    eval:Please fix map. He's broken!

    fsck map

    fsck:Feeling better now?

    map:Yes! Definitely but I'm still lost...

    grep:But, but, but I though you've been fsck'd!?! You're map! You must know the way!

    map:Yeah, well...I know I should but I've never mapped this area before. Oops.

    metadoktor

    "The doktor is in."

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