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Re: Projected weight change this holiday seasonby Elvis (Sexton) |
on Dec 10, 2001 at 03:38 UTC ( [id://130583]=note: print w/replies, xml ) | Need Help?? |
I'm going to gain 500 metric tonnes before Christmas eve. When I visit my family Christmas day I can sit on their house and flatten it. That way, they may not insist on me eating yet more turkey to 'fatten me up'. I know it's a long shot, but the message may just get through to them.
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