And that's not to mention that on a site that's maintained by purely volunteer effort, an anonymous demand that someone else snap to and get a problem squared away is likely to be met by a response that's less than galvanic. (And that assumes that the problem is one that PerlMonks can address; I'm still not clear about the division of responsibility between perlmonks.org and pair.com. But I don't really care about that: I've resolved my problem by always logging on to perlmonks.pairsite.com.)
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