Like the node I'm replying to, all the nodes below contain the usual boring “sundial shtick” ... “Do Not Do A Thing Already Done”™ ... yada yada ... “Swiss Army® Knife” (sometimes corrected to Chainsaw) ... blah blah blah ... "CPAN upload statistics" ... koo koo kachoo ... Not quite Groundhog Day though because I'm seeing an interesting trend in node reputation over time:

• Re: Get me excited about perl: Sep 19 2012, rep:21
• Re: Why so much hate?: Aug 7 2013, rep:14
• Re^2: Opinion: where Perl5 wasn't attractive for me: Nov 21 2014, rep:3
• Re: Is what you want available?: Jun 9 2017, rep:0
• Re: Multiple values for a single key: Aug 4 2017, rep:-3
• Re: Some Help for a Report About Perl: Nov 2 2017: rep:-4
• Re: Help me convert this to Perl: Nov 27 2017 (today): rep:-17