I am so glad that I am in a situation where the only code I work on is my own anymore. I no longer need to BLEEP anyone but myself, which I still do now and again. Git, comments in code and the KISS principle keep me sane.

I remind myself of Martelli in the old serial TV show about those kids in that New York art school (can't recall the title of the show right now). There was a scene where Martelli was playing an entire symphony on his synthesizer to show the old heavily accented orchestra director why Martelli thought learning to play the violin was a complete and utter waste of time.

The old director said to the young artist:

"Martelli, that is not music! It is masturbation!"

Well, perhaps my Perl code is not music ... LMAO (at myself)