How do you calculate a Chess960 starting position?

[] I don't play chess
[] I don't know what Chess960 is
[] I hate Chess960
[] I got a device that does it for me
[] I use a card deck
[] I use dices
[] I use the polyhedral dice method
[] I use coins
[] I use a online generator
[] I use Scharnagl's methods
[] I know something better (please describe)
[] I wrote a program that does it for me (how did you do it?)
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