Well it's certainly been thought about here before, but that's it locally. Dare I mention that there are other places to search for Perl information? Especially when you're talking about Win32 and/or Microsoft questions, try searching ActiveState. While there doesn't appear to be a module anywhere I've seen, a number of people are using Win32::OLE for this purpose (e.g. here and here). Of course you're probably doing that already, or perhaps using the ss command-line interface.

If you are in the mood to contribute, you might check out VCS and VCP on CPAN.

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I'd like to be able to assign to an luser