How about this "for-the-record":
Many of you have longed for it ... now you have it. My 4,624th post since Oct 29, 2007, and my very last. Yes, I just can’t take it anymore. You will never again hear from me – no, not even “anonymously.”
. . .
Yes, after eleven years here, I have had enough. (And, P.S.: I really don’t give a damn anymore whether you ‘allow’ this topic to see the light of day, or not. Do feel free to bury it with the rest of your garbage.)
Good day to you all.
— My last post on PerlMonks ...
Since then, you've posted over 700 times.