Just to make it clear, I have no intention of trolling Perl. Though I've used it infrequently, the language has helped me a lot. It's the only language I use, and since I'm not a developer, I don't have time to learn another language. Perl does everything I need. Just needed to bring up what I observed. My foremost apologies if my question appears as if I'm trolling, but that is most certainly not my intention.