not unless you are a latvian orthodox nun. Admittedly, woody allen omitted very little from his magnum opus "all you wanted to know about ...". Seinfeld, a fellow Brooklynite, was quick enough to spot the missing entries and fill the gaps. A P.S. for the prudish monk: garlick cures it. I vote perl7 be named Kavorka. I wouldn't mind put that in my CV. "I have worked with Kavorka." Or "I have worked in a Kavorka environment", "I have been playing with Kavorka", "I have been developing with Kavorka all my life", "I am an avid Kavorka user but apparently nobody appreciates my skills", "I can work remotely with Kavorka" or ... "I am the product of Kavorka. Nobody wants to use me.". I also have a sneak suspicion that Acrobat was intented as an anagram for Kavorka. And see how that ruled the world. Anyway, back to the garlick bath.
Edit: to clear misunderstanding, I love the name. Also Zydeco. I first heard that music in the soundtrack of "Southern Comfort" film and loved it.