Holy cow, there's some really advanced regex stuff going on here I've never seen before. I will study this closely and pick up some new tricks. Thanks.
I thought about researching a markdown parser but I figured it was easier, for now, just to roll my own before going down a big wormhole.
$PM = "Perl Monk's";
$MCF = "Most Clueless
Friar Abbot Bishop Pontiff Deacon Curate Priest Vicar";
$nysus = $PM . ' ' . $MCF;
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