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Re^2: The most amusing oxymoron is:
by perldigious (Priest) on Apr 07, 2020 at 14:35 UTC

    Well, it's a very tough call between this and "Internet Security" for funniest oxymoron so far.

    Laughed loudly in my apartment by myself while my dog stared at me like I was losing my mind... little does he know that ship sailed long ago and this quarantine is just giving him more observation opportunities than usual. :-)

    Just another Perl hooker - My clients appreciate that I keep my code clean but my comments dirty.