- I didn't change anything.
- It doesn't work.
- I already tried that.
- I found a bug in Perl.
- It was working yesterday.
- I don't need architecture because we just need to get it done quickly.
Update: A friend once told me he bought a system with a 100MB hard drive because that was bigger than all his neighbors' drives. Admittedly, at the time I was still swapping 3.5" floppies, often putting the contents of the first floppy into a ram disk on a system with 1MB RAM so that I could avoid all the swapping to run my PASCAL compiler. The poll option regarding 640KB RAM reminded me of this.