What does this have to do with Perlmonks and social networks? None of these points make any sense in context of your arguments? On my daily commute (train) I post and browse using the default Android browser with zero issues. Unless you tell people what doesn't work for you, how can you expect anyone to understand what you're trying to improve?
But if I'm coding for Android, I can use my phone.
How to build Perl on Android 4.4, YMMV, or better yet, ssh to a device running multiple perls (via perlbrew) should you wish to test something.