in reply to Dunning-Kruger Meets Bulwer-Lytton
By a lit'rary bug I've been bitten,
For you've conjured the great Bulwer-Lytton.
Thro' tempestuous night
Unrelievèd by light,
One is tempted to see how many syllables more than the verse's scansion calls for one can fit in.
call it version 1.0
destroy all evidence that I tried
pay someone else to do it for me
have some cake
try two more times so my failure is statistically significant
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