I hate everybody because:

• they don't use strict
• they think newer is better
• they don't realize that less is more
• they think movie rewrites add value
• they replace functional titles with nonsensical neologisms
• they don't appreciate low uids
• they login as root
• they use those newfangled graphical "environments"
• they don't admit their ignorance when they "re-invent" things that have been around since forever
• because i can, dag nabit!