After studying the images displayed by your link at length, I am now convinced that the cryptic lurid green blob reference on his home node is telling us that BrowserUk is, in fact, an alien. Perhaps he has simply returned to his home planet.

eyepopslikeamosquito:

Perhaps this is a closeup of the lurid green blob?

...roboticus

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like your thumb.