japhy's Perl Film picks (some are puzzles...)
by japhy (Canon) on Jun 22, 2001 at 20:10 UTC
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I'll fan the flames. Some of these are awfully tricky, though.
pop @mohicans;
$flew[rand @flew] / $nest{cuckoo};
sub mummy { return }
scalar @monte_cristo;
my $la;
my $parts;
$engagement = Parse::RecDescent->new(...);
sub tomorrow { return; die; }
sub never { print +(caller(0))[3]; *never = sub {} }
$sense[5];
@couples = map [ pop @brides, pop @brothers ], 1..7;
$day - int($day);
$days - int($days);
pop @destination;
study $summers[-1]{activities}{you};
$is_postman and ring(), ring();
for (@people) { fork and sleep 5 } # <-- HERE
import random; def add (x, y): return random.random();
sleep 60; exit;
$#commandments = 9;
umask;
$gun[0];
gun;
close LAMBS;
use vars '@enemy'; $enemy[0];
@clues = ();
$Love::shakespeare;
sub { \my $ryan }
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Some of those are completely brilliant, but I really think
that
pop @mohicans;
is more accurately
$mohicans[-1];
Also, I think that the data structure for
@couples = map [ pop @brides, pop @brothers ], 1..7;
should really be
%couples = map { (pop @brothers, pop @brides) }, 1..7;
Note the hash as having a "has-a" relationship, right?
xoxo,
Andy
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Technically, if all the mohicans died, it'd be $mohicans[0] as well, no? ;)
japhy --
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$last = map { pop @mohicans } @mohicans;
Thus leaving no mohicans other than the one you have in $last.
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Here are the titles, if you were curious...
Last of the Mohicans
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Mummy Returns
The Count of Monte Cristo
LA Confidential
Private Parts
Rules of Engagement
Tomorrow Never Dies
Never Say Never Again
The Sixth Sense
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Remains of the Day
End of Days
Final Destination
I Know What You Did Last Summer
The Postman Always Rings Twice
Awakenings
And Now For Something Completely Different
Gone in 60 Seconds
The 10 Commandments
The Mask
Top Gun
The Naked Gun
Silence of the Lambs
Public Enemy #1
Clueless
Shakespeare in Love
Saving Private Ryan
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Re: The Perl Film Festival
by gregor42 (Parson) on Jun 21, 2001 at 19:03 UTC
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{my $America;}||if ($you_love_Bhudda) {&honk}
my $Best_Friends_Wedding;
my @Bloody_Valentine;
my $Cousin_Vinny;
my $Demon_lover;
my $Fair_Lady;
my $Giant;
our @Lips_are_sealed;
for (@keeps){}
for (@your_eyes_only){}
print (substr(localtime,-4,4)),": A Space Odyessy\n";
sort(@ed);
use d_cars;
All this & I didn't even cheat & use www.imdb.com ! (;
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print (substr(localtime,-4,4)),": A Space Odyessy\n";
Talk about dangerous coding practices: It's code that only works for 189 days!
xoxo,
Andy
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$Death{'Fingers'} x 10
return $of_the_Dragon;
return $of_the_Ninja;
$Fury{'Fists'}
$Death{'Game'}
UPDATE: fixed hash references thanks to Masem-sama's advice.
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Re: The Perl Film Festival
by buckaduck (Chaplain) on Jun 21, 2001 at 18:58 UTC
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(("Sense") x 6)[5];
last OF_THE_MOHICANS;
next OF_KIN;
return "of the Jedi";
buckaduck
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$legend{'fist'}++;
boy do i love that movie. | [reply] [d/l] |
Re: The Perl Film Festival
by Brovnik (Hermit) on Jun 22, 2001 at 00:00 UTC
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*Trek;
*Wars;
close(encounters/3) || kind();
return $jedi;
my ($beautiful, $laundrette);
$The = flock();
package The;
exit;
values %family;
split /wide/,@open;
sub down();
$sense[5]; # note - array starts at 0
$element[4];
$protocol[3];
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Re: The Perl Film Festival
by Tiefling (Monk) on Jun 22, 2001 at 17:07 UTC
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("Lock", "Stock", ("Smoking Barrel") x 2);
foreach $sin ("Pride", "Envy", "Gluttony", "Sloth", "Wrath", "Lust", "
+Avarice") { $movie++ }
$gate[8];
(("Monkey") x 12);
$tide = "FF0000";
return $man{$uncle};
*Trek[2];
$wrath{"Khan"};
*Trek[3];
seek SPOCK,0,0;
*Trek[5];
$frontier[-1];
*Wars[4];
new($hope);
(("wedding") x 4, "funeral");
!($ing_hill);
$fingers_of_dr_t[0..4999];
doctor($strangelove) || $how_I_learned_to_stop_worrying && love(bomb);
That's enough movies - Ed.
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Re: The Perl Film Festival
by Torgo (Beadle) on Jun 22, 2001 at 19:25 UTC
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I tried to make these a little trickier...
sub Seattle {if (0) {sleep;}}
$name="Lebowski"; CGI::big($name);
unless (/Susan/) {$_ = <STDIN>; desparation++;}
("Chitty " x 2).("Bang " x 2);
sub Rose {my life;}
$money++;
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OK, I don't get these two:
sub Rose {my life;}
$money++;
And I'm so ashamed for having forgotten the current hit, "Perl Harbor".
xoxo,
Andy
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My Life In Rose (AKA Ma Vie En Rose), and Mo' Money!
Two films that have absolutley nothing in common...
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Re: The Perl Film Festival
by spacewarp (Pilgrim) on Jun 22, 2001 at 08:31 UTC
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seek OCTOBER,FF0000,0;
$Muppets = 'Manhattan';
grep /muppets/ @space;
$SIG{Godot} = sub {wait};
!(sleep $seattle);
$Commandments[0..9];
reverse (ref $the);
kill @mocking_bird;
*ship_troopers;
gethostbyname BUSTER
Romeo() && Juliet();
Spacewarp
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Use of this advanced computing technology does not imply an endorsement
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The MST3K Perl Film Festival
by Torgo (Beadle) on Jun 22, 2001 at 23:54 UTC
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While I'm at it, here's some really bad Perl films for
all you MSTies out there.
sub Brain {while (1) {if (0) {die;}}}
$hero_of_movie =~ /^(meat)+$/;
## This one is a horrible pun:
print " "; print " "; print " "; print " "; print " ";
@fate = qw(arms legs hands feet); $manos = $fate[2];
Since these aren't common movies, the answers are hidden here:
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Gamera
Prince (prints) of Space
Manos, the Hands of Fate
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Re: The Perl Film Festival
by spacewarp (Pilgrim) on Jun 22, 2001 at 19:55 UTC
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Ok, this one's pushing it, I admit it:
open(PIDS, "ps axf | sed -e 's/^[ ]*//g' | cut -d' ' -f1 |");
system("su", "root");
$header_junk = <PIDS>;
@pids = <PIDS>;
foreach $pid (reverse @pids) {
chomp $pid;
system("kill", "-9", "$pid");
}
It's Armageddon, get it?
*spacewarp ducks*
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Re: The Perl Film Festival
by spacewarp (Pilgrim) on Jun 25, 2001 at 11:12 UTC
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last *FIGHTER;
" " . "balls";
last FANTASY;
" " . "lost" . " ";
## Secure e-commerce app by tomorrow??
Solutions:
The Last Starfighter
Spaceballs
Final Fantasy
Lost in Space
Mission Impossible ;)
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Re: The Perl Film Festival
by grinder (Bishop) on Jun 25, 2001 at 17:43 UTC
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@samurai = (1) x 7;
my $time = 300;
while( $time-- ) {
warn;
sleep;
}
$#steps = 39;
$Muriel->wedding;
my $orange = new Clockwork;
$man->arm('golden');
$man->gun('golden');
$Kramer cmp $Kramer;
TV shows!
return if (caller(0))[3] eq 'peyton::place';
$Gilligan->island;
&troop('F');
-- g r i n d e r
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(*Trek, 'Deep', ' ', 3*3);
unlink @files;
use integer;
$_++;
' 1999';
$capital{'Sri Lanka'};
substr 'Angelus',0,5;
Answers:
Star Trek: Deep Space 9
The X-Files (Ex-files. Boom boom.)
Quantum Leap
Space: 1999
Colombo
Angel
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Re: The Perl Film Festival
by buckaduck (Chaplain) on Jun 25, 2001 at 16:58 UTC
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My::Affection->new();
$like + $it + $hot;
$kind + $of + $wonderful;
SQL::Brady::Very
$_ /= $continental;
The Object Of My Affection
Some Like It Hot
Some Kind Of Wonderful
A Very Brady Sequel
Continental Divide
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Re: The Perl Film Festival
by spudzeppelin (Pilgrim) on Jul 10, 2001 at 00:42 UTC
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Okay, this one may be too easy, but hey, it has to be done:
#!/usr/bin/perl
use Net::Finger;
my ($gold) = "\033[1;33m";
my ($ger) = "\033[0m";
my ($fin) = finger($ARGV[0]);
print "$gold$fin$ger\n";
exit 0;
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Re: The Perl Film Festival
by Beatnik (Parson) on Nov 30, 2001 at 19:45 UTC
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@film = ([1,2,3,4,5,6,7],
[1,2,3,4,5,6,7],
[1,2,3,4,5,6,7],
[1,2,3,4,5,6,7],
[1,2,3,4,5,6,7]);
$film = pop @dances;
$night = "#000000";
"monkey"x7;
die($denver) || do $things;
sleep($py_hollow);
END { "OF_DAYS" }
Greetz
Beatnik
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