Hack Perl

I abused whitespace on this one :)

if                                                        (
        "you are at work"                         ) {
        And: you-have-spare-time;
                                                          }
write "Perl poems" unless "you can't";
  if                                                      (
  "you can't"  
                                           ){
READ: Llama;
  THEN: learn-Perl;
        THEN: program-Perl;
                THEN: live-Perl;
        THEN: breathe-Perl;
  LAUGH: at-python;
SCOFF: PHP;
                                                                     }
write "a script";
write "a module";
hack,
        hack,
                hack;
then: one-day;
on,
        your,
                resume,you, can;
       print                                                          
+"
        I am Just Another Perl Hacker
";
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RE: Hack Perl by royalanjr (Chaplain) on May 26, 2000 at 22:29 UTC
Bravo! I must say that I like this one a lot! Roy Alan "I quit; I concede. Tanj on your silly game!" -- Louis Wu	[reply]
RE: Hack Perl by mcwee (Pilgrim) on May 30, 2000 at 01:33 UTC
Excellent! This is quite enjoyable. (don't worry about abusing that whitespace-- it had it coming. whitespace is made to suffer.) The Autonomic Pilot	[reply]
RE: Hack Perl by swiftone (Curate) on Jun 02, 2000 at 00:49 UTC
LAUGH: at-python; ...because python can't become poetry like this! Beautiful KM, I particularly like it because it flows well. I'm not muhc in to poetry the average person can't follow.	[reply]
RE: Hack Perl by cyclone (Novice) on Jun 03, 2000 at 09:53 UTC
Tremendous!! Inspirational!! This one gets stuck to my wall.	[reply]
RE: Hack Perl by Anonymous Monk on Jun 08, 2000 at 22:23 UTC
Well done! I shall Add this one to my collection :)	[reply]


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