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<p>A lesson learned...
<br>There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn one day, when
she happened upon a large pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours
since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the
irresistible delicacy and began to munch out.
<p>She ate...
<p>And ate...
<p>and then ... she ate some more!!!
<p>Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny
front legs, belched a few times, then attempted to fly away. But
alas...she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the ground.
<p>She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation
when she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.
<p>She'd found a solution!! She realized if she could just become airborne
she'd be able to fly again.
<p>So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, she
took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently into
the air.
<p>She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor...
<p>Dead Fly....
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