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I am [Petruchio], chopper of
[id://45399|carrots], keeper of sweatpants. P-Monk; uncut
Monk. I am the former
[http://www.universe-people.com|commander] of the
Grand cosmic squadron of 10 million spaceships,
and the reigning King of the
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a glide in your stride, and a dip in your hip, and
come on to the
[http://www.duke.edu/~tmc/pfunk.html|Mothership];
I am the Mothership Connection.
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Why, all the Saints and Sages who discuss'd<br>
Of the Two Worlds so learnedly, are thrust<br>
Like foolish Prophets forth; their Words to Scorn<br>
Are scatter'd, and their Mouths are stopt with Dust.
<p>
Oh, come with old Khayyam, and leave the Wise<br>
To talk; one thing is certain, that Life flies;<br>
One thing is certain, and the Rest is Lies;<br>
The Flower that once has blown for ever dies.<br>
<p>
Myself when young did eagerly frequent<br>
Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument<br>
About it and about: but evermore<br>
Came out by the same Door as in I went.
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<center>- the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam</center><p>
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