perlmeditation
dws
The first half of a joke popped into my head the other night, but the muses have so far withheld the punchline. I'm <i>sure</i> there's a good one somewhere, and it's driving me nuts.
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A regexp and a hash slice are sitting at a bar.
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The hash slice turns to the regexp and says "got a match?"
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The regexp replies "___________________________."
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{much laughter follows}
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Kudos, and maybe a few votes, to whoever comes up with the best punchline. You can even tweak the setup if that helps.
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