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<h2>Solved</h2>
<p>Problem was that I'm using Rex and rex has a <c>stat()</c> function: <a href="https://metacpan.org/pod/Rex::Commands::Fs#stat($file)">https://metacpan.org/pod/Rex::Commands::Fs#stat($file)</a> which was overriding the built-in.
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