1 Sun Blade 1000
2 empty Star Pizza boxes

Look closely. Are you sure that those pizza boxes aren't old Sparcstations?

On to my list:

• Sun Sparc5 running Solaris 7
• Dell Latitude notebook (with docking station) running Win95
• Digital PC running Red Hat Linux 7.2
• Belkin KVM box which lets me use the same keyboard/monitor for all of these
• HP 2000C printer
• APC UPS
• Cabletron Hub
• Broken 36GB hard drive boxed up to return to vendor
• Dilbert page-a-day calendar
• Stuffed Dogbert doll^H^H^H^Haction figure
• Stuffed Easter bunny
• Acrylic sculpture of an alien landscape
• Lord of the Rings soundtrack
• Enormous tool box, which I have never ever used
• 5 coffee mugs. Why would I need five?
• M&M dispenser
• Plastic slinky
• 15 boxes of 10 CDs each containing archived data
• 10 more boxes of blank CDs. Go, burner, go!
• 10 O'Reilly books
• 5 Perl books
• 8 UNIX books
• 3 network books
• 2 Java books
• 2 JavaScript books
• 1 Visual Basic book
• 1 Oracle book
• Lots of old journals: Dr. Dobbs, S/W Expert, Performance Computing, Linux Journal, ...
• Hundreds of manuals, many for things which are surely no longer in use here. Time for a spring cleaning.

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