First of all, learn to type. There's no good coder who can't type with the MTV-method (I watch MTV while coding ;-) Second, what if someone creates a user name msg or msh or whatever you like to type? It's no good idea. Instead I suggest you to hack one of the various clients and edit its source. You should add some security checks, like allowing it only for certain usernames so you don't send a msg to vrooom instead of vroom.

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package Lizard::King;
sub can { do { 'anything'} };
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