actually, those would be more like seven commandments...

consider if you will:

Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

if i may be so bold, perhaps the following would suffice?

These six things doth perl saints hate: yea, seven are an abomination to them: a FAQ post, posting homework, re-inventing the wheel, vague problem descriptions, forsaking strict and warnings, wandering from checking errors, and acolytes that paraphrase pontiffs' work ;)

decnartne ~ entranced