Rhys has asked for the wisdom of the Perl Monks concerning the following question:

So I've been thinking about writing the aforementioned module, just for the pun. Does anyone have any ideas on what it should do? :-)


P.S. This is a joke. Read the subject lines of the previous two SoPW nodes here and here to get it.

P.P.S. But don't let that stop you from replying! ;-)