If you insist on seeing how low you can get a post rated you should have insulted merlyn, complained that vroom cant build a useful website to save his life, mentioned how python and php make it a lot easier, and maybe even offer to re-write CGI to make it more efficient.

Heck, threaten a few people's lives while you are at it. Ask if Larry is an atheist. Bemoan the fact that no one ever helps you here. Sell babies. Change your login to princepawn2 (j/k prince =).

Hey I know, offer to help people here learn Java! I mean really half the time you can't do it any other way (as far as i know).

merlyn all the time yelling Homework, can I be the one to yell troll? =)

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