Type L - Lazy bum who indulges in the fantasy that knowing a few and scattered Perl tricks makes him a more worthy person. Has the impertinence to post and give advice to others, and even takes offence! Logs here every day and judges, votes, weights, considers, has "expert" opinions. What an impostor!

• Likes: to hitchhike on others' wisdom
• Dislikes: doing homework
• Fears: being confronted with his own meager self

( /me ducks )