in reply to New Releases (Good Vibrations)

For the first two stanzas, how about:
Perl! I love the colorful syntax you bear And the way you use ne eq cmp to compare... Ah! I hear the sound of an apocalypse Larry's getting slashdotted and the server's on a tear
(those comparison operators have to be pronounced, not spelled, for this to scan). -- Zeno - Barcelona Perl Mongers