Fellow Monks, the yearly Monastery Ritual of reflecting on the past year and casting hopes, wishes and prayers into the next is but weeks away. Prepare yourselves, be that by ritual cleansing (including, but not limited to removing old stuff from /tmp), or fortification by strong, appropriate drink. Review now your resolutions of old, and seize whatever low-hanging fish are available to you to achieve those resolutions before the Great Celestial Engine renders up its yearly "Bing!"

Go now, and be at Peace. But be quick about it.

Update: Monks are reminded that "nigh" means "near", not "now", though bringing in your resolutions ahead of schedule would save time for holiday shopping.