Just a couple of quips. Feel free to add some more;)
On Winning and quiting...# If at first you don't succeed, # then skydiving isn't for you. if((!$succeed) && $first) { $skydiving !~ $you; }
Read this one here, but don't remeber where. If anyone knows, please /msg me and I will update this.#Quitters never win. $Quitters->never('win'); #Winners never quit. $Winners->never('quit'); #Those who never win and never quit are idiots. @Idiots = ($ThoseWho->never('win'), $ThoseWho->never('quit'));
#You can't make a baby in one month #by getting nine women pregnant. $baby->gestation() != 1 if($women->pregnent(9));
Updates:
- $ThoseWho->never('win') was duplicated. Thanks abell
- Fixed my sig *blush* (simonm,naChoZ)
- $Quitters->never('quit') changed to 'win' (naChoZ)
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Re: Translated Quips.
by bl0rf (Pilgrim) on Oct 01, 2003 at 01:00 UTC |
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