Looking at the poll options:

Lose weight: Lost 35 pounds already, but can lose another 20 more to get my body mass index to a healthy range.
Get In Shape: See above.
Money Related: Developing my businesses would help tremendously here.
Get a Date: Already have one. She lives in Georgia.
Become an Uber-Coder: What about uber-network admin?
Win the Lottery: I don't participate in the poor man's pension.
Get a life: Why? I already have one.
Get a (new)? job: They don't pay me enough where I'm at now. Anybody in the Atlanta/Macon GA area looking for someone who is A+ certified, currently pursuing a CCNA, and has experience in customer support to fill a help desk position?
Other: Relocate to Georgia for the above reasons (especially the one about my date).