I once wrote a basic program. Literally! <boom> </boom>
Update: ..take my wife. Please.

Sorry , ... in locomotive rom BASIC on an amstrad128K , it was for generating 'random band names' using lists of nouns and verbs/pronouns - spitting out random combinations like

running stump

polished cabbage

etc, submersible toaster I remembered for some reason, and the hour I connected my first modem it found a use. often abrv. to sbtoaster.