I'm a programmer by profession and I write screenplays as a hobby. After way too much coding, caffeine, and sleep-deprivation, I decided to watch Aliens. As I was watching, I realized I could rewrite the final battle in Perl. Synopsis: Ripley, the heroine, is trying to protect the little girl Newt from the alien queen by strapping on a Heavy Loader and attacking the queen:

if ($newt =~ /chased by alien queen/i) {
    RIPLEY: {
        use HEAVYLOADER;
        kill $alienqueen || undef $newt;
        open (AIRLOCK, ">>hackneyedstoryidea.dat") || last RIPLEY;
    }
}
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I think I should address my caffeine/sleep-deprivation problem.