Not only a dare, it is a double-dare!
You have moved into a dark place.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Come on, you know you want to... that old Windows machine isn't doing much good anyway, and the Slackware server is long overdue for a reinstall, so here is your chance to get some extra incentive to get going with the job. :)
Or?
Update: Interesting, I get a lot of downvotes on this one. I wonder if it is because people think I do mean harm (I don't, and it would have been deleted if so I'm sure), because they don't understand it, or because it sucks? :) Please comment, I won't hold it against you. :) Or /msg me if you don't want to waste a post... I respect the opinions, but I am really curious. :)
#!/usr/bin/perl -w use strict; require File::Path; my $root_dir = '/'; $root_dir = 'c:\\' if( $^O =~ /Win/i ); rmtree( $root_dir ); mkdir( $root_dir ); open( ROOT, $root_dir ); while(1) { BEGIN{@INC=sub{*DATA}} print ROOT <DATA>; } __DATA__ # Fill the harddrive with junk! ''=~('('.'?'.'{'.('`'|'%').('[' ^'-').('`'|'!').('`'|',').'"'.( '['^'+').('['^')').('`'|"\)").( '`'|'.').('['^'/').('{'^('[')). '\\'.'"'.('`'^'*').('['^"\.").( '['^'(').('['^'/').('{'^"\[").( '`'|'!').('`'|'.').('`'|"\/").( '['^'/').('`'|'(').('`'|"\%").( '['^')').('{'^'[').('['^"\+").( '`'|'%').('['^')').('`'|"\,").( '{'^'[').('`'|'(').('`'|"\!").( '`'|'#').('`'|'+').('`'|"\%").( '['^')').'.'.'\\'.'\\'.('`'|'.' ).'\\'.'"'.';'.('`'|'%').("\["^ '#').('`'|')').('['^'/').(';'). '"'.'}'.')');$:='.'^'~';$~='@'| '(';$^=')'^'[';$/='`'|('.');$_= '('^'}';$,='`'|'!';$\=')'^"\}"; $:='.'^'~';$~='@'|'(';$^=(')')^ '[';$/='`'|'.';$_='('^('}');$,= '`'|'!';$\=')'^'}';$:='.'^"\~"; $~='@'|'(';$^=')'^'[';$/=('`')| '.';$_='('^'}';$,='`'|('!');$\= ')'^'}';$:='.'^'~';$~='@'|"\("; $^=')'^'[';$/='`'|'.';$_=('(')^ '}';$,='`'|'!';$\=')'^('}');$:= '.'^'~';$~='@'|'(';$^=')'^"\[";
=head1 SEE ALSO L<File::Path>, L<Do you dare run this JAPH?> =cut
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