Because Perl Hackers are the greatest, most philanthropic, kindest, gentlest and most friendly, praiseworthy, beautiful, humorous, well-read, talented, and nice smelling persons in the history of not just Computer Science but all professions, arts, and humanities. If Perl Hackers have any flaw it could only be our painful, shocking modesty.
But enough about me. Let's talk about my résumé.. :P
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