in reply to Why does it seem as though Perl has the only community of friendly, non patronizing or demeaning, programmers? What is with every one else?

Because Perl Hackers are the greatest, most philanthropic, kindest, gentlest and most friendly, praiseworthy, beautiful, humorous, well-read, talented, and nice smelling persons in the history of not just Computer Science but all professions, arts, and humanities. If Perl Hackers have any flaw it could only be our painful, shocking modesty.

But enough about me. Let's talk about my résumé.. :P