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  1. You are visiting your mother-in-law's house and when nobody is looking, you sneak onto her computer and use
    her 26.6 kbps AOL connection to check Perl Monks. You have her AOL username and password memorized. </li
  2. Your wife, who only uses the Internet to shop and check email, knows about Perl Monks. It is usually referenced in
    this type of context: "Get off of Perl Monks and come to bed."
  3. You notice that ChemBoy is the only monk who is at PM more then you.