~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Perhaps Effectively Resolving Lack (of programming skills) New to this - sorry for any stoopid queries or messages. Cheesy Web Ring below.... and further below a small ditty to hum along with......
don't blame me for this idea, it's ar0n's fault!
CHEESE ROLL CALL () Sung to Semper Fidelis by John Philip Sousa. Pinky: A world of cheeses Deliciously made for you and me Flavors like Provolone and Brie Each with its own ethnicity. So many cheeses Are available all around the world for you to eat Especially good with crackers and meat A nice yummy treat. Thousands of cheeses The texture of some can be real gooey Others are quite firm and chewy Some are better when mildewy. Bountiful cheeses When you take a big whiff a few Will make you want to spew Especially strong is the cheese Remoudou A real stinkeroo. It's incredible just how many kinds there are From countries near and far It's really quite bizarre. Now from the mouths of cheeses big and small We proudly present to you The cheese roll call. *Wensleydale: I am the British cheese Wensleydale, lightly * pressed and smooth textured with a subtle * milky flavor which is clean and refreshing. * *Pinky: Welcome, Wensleydale! * *Cheddam: G'day! I am Australian Cheddam, an * innocuous, golden yellow, rindless block * inspired by Cheddar and Edam! * *Pinky: Welcome, Cheddam! Edelpilzkäse: I am the German cheese Edelpilzkäse, a fine, blue-veined cheese with a pale ivory paste and very dark veins traveling vertically through me. Pinky: Welcome, Edelpil... Edel... oh, willkommen! +Brie: I am the French cheese Brie, a soft, + unpressed, naturally drained cow's milk with + white rind flora, molded into large flat disks + and ripened for three to four weeks. Pinky: Thank you, cheeses! I want to eat you all! Pinky: Oh, how I like my cheeses Cheese from around the world Cheese is the taste that pleases Cheese from around the world (sing with me, cheeses!) +some: Oh, how I like my cheeses Cheese from around the world (everybody!) +all : Cheese is the taste that pleases Cheese from around the world Around this great big world Around this big cheese world Around this great big world Around this big -- cheese -- world! Pinky: Mmm... yummy! Narf! * - On the "Variety Pack" album, Cheddam speaks before Wensleydale. + - Brie speaks only on the "Variety Pack" album.