Perl! Whoah Perl! You got more game than the rest. Perl! Whoah Perl! You got your claws in my chest. Perl! Whoah Perl! You got $foo, $bar and $valance. Perl! Whoah Perl! You in-cre-ment my $bankBalance. Perl! Whoah Perl! You make me undef() my friends. Perl! Whoah Perl! This love-affair will never end. #### -scrubber