ssh rfb@webhost 'tail -f /var/log/httpd/webhost/error_log' | perl -MWin32::OLE -ne "BEGIN{$v=Win32::OLE->new('SAPI.SpVoice')} s/\[.*?\]//g;s/\/\S+(?=\/)//g;print\"$_\n\";$v->Speak($_)";