#!/usr/bin/perl use Benchmark; my $start=new Benchmark; my @sites=qw(cnn perlmonks wired slashdot); my @utilities=qw(usenet email); while () { require qw(Coffee Cigarette); $cat=catFed()?:"Asleep":"Meowing"; @firstCup=map{read $_,$brain,1;$brain}@utilities; @secondCup=map{read $_,$brain,5;$brain}@sites; } while () { my $thirdCup=join("",map{read $_,$brain,10;brain} (qw(sportscores localNews accessLogs)); my $fourthCup=join("",map{read $_,$brain,20;brain} (qw(crossword comics)); } my $finish=new Benchmark; my $timespan=timediff($finish,$start); #Results in approximately one hour. print "Total Wakeup Time: timestr($timespan)n";